K Jo and Yashji Take It Up A Notch

Bollywood’s Billy Bob and Angelina Jolie, Yashji andK Jo have taken their forbidden love to the next level thisDiwali. Karan was presented with a trophy for the ten sexually confused years of association with Yashraj Studios.

What makes this gesture even more special is that the trophy was designed by Yashji himself!! And so, K Jo is on cloud nine now, with more faith in his baked good of a film making brain than ever before.
In an industry of ever changing equations, Karan claims that his relationship with Yashji has always been constant. In keeping with their F.Y.J.C lovers profile, they call each other everyday and have even gone as far as picking out nick names for each other!! Karan calls himUncle Y and Yashji calls him Karan Uncle. Kinky.

In an attempt to play down their alleged relationship, Uncle Y is looking for a bride for Karan!! It remains to be seen which unfortunate specimen bites this bullet. The day it happens, Karan will really have his hands full. Yashji on one side, Shah Rukh on the other, and an illegal Russian Tranny in the middle!! Just the kind of love triangle that Karan can get on board with.