Junior B Woos The Kapoors

After burying the hatchet with Raj Thackerey, the Kapoor sisters seem to be next on Junior B’s hit-list. In an attempt to let bygones be bygones, Abhishek has invited the two sisters for the premiere of Drona… the very same ploy he used for Raj. Whether or not this monumental gesture of undying friendship is going to work remains to be seen, but let us just trace the warped history between the Bachchans and the Kapoors. Abhishek and Karisma Kapoor were engaged at one point. But Karisma’s better judgement prevailed before the two took their Barbara Streisand Karaoke Night of a relationship to the next level. Ever since then, the ties between the two Bollywood khandans has been somewhat strained. As for Kareena; she and Abhishek debuted together in the insufferable, Refugee and embarrassed themselves again in Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon. But everything seems to have boiled over now. In any case, the release of Abhishek’s new movie, Drona, is around the corner and will need all the support it can get. The only people stupid enough to actually sit through Goldie Behl’s nightmare are the Kapoors and the rest of their brain-dead Bollywood gang, who’ll hold on to any piece of a shared past with Abhishek like it’s a K-Mart discount coupon.