Salman banned

It’s the weekend now and Drona has droned on since Wednesday. Now that was a very interesting premiere. Did anyone notice the significant absence of the ‘Khan’dan?Shah Rukh Khan was there with his wife, brats and tail,Karan Johar, in tow. But none of the other Khans made their presence felt. Well Salman was away in London but that doesn’t mean the rest of the Khans had to be left out of the festivities. Apparently Salman and company weren’t even invited.

How could this have happened? Aishwarya, the whole reason behind the show down at Kat’s party was you. Sallu was defending your honour and you side with SRK? And that husband of yours…. Salman is painting a portrait of him…. is this the gratitude y’all show in return?

Shah Rukh, was personally invited to the premiere by the Bachchans, but Salman’s family didn’t even get free tickets? Forget personalised gold-encrusted invites. Guess the Bachchans don’t see the similarity between Ash and Helen, both are the faces that launched very different battles. Well, now we know where the Bachchan loyalty lies.

Lucky Salman is chilling in London with new good friend Asin. So his alibi is rock-solid and he doesn’t really have to feel bad, but the rest of the Khans