Kareena Goes Online

At some point in their meaningless lives, every Bollywood actress slips on a beret and standing in front of a mirror, believes that she has magically been turned into a fashion guru. The latest delusional clown to fall into this trap is none other than actress and Caesars Salad enthusiast, Kareena Kapoor.

As if seeing her prance around on-screen wasn’t bad enough, she is now starting her own website dedicated to fashion. She will be showcasing both her style fashion statements as well as what trends are on the upswing around the globe.

She will soon be joining the every growing e-bandwagon of stars including Amitabh Bachchan, Salman Khan and Aishwarya Rai who all somehow think that we really want to know what goes on under the dark clouds of bourbon that they call their better judgement. The ball doesn’t stop there though. This website is only the first step of the obscene ladder that will finally lead to her own brand of clothes or mercifully, if the power of prayers actually exists, death by celery.