Poor Little Ritchie Guy

Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s marriage has not only hit rough waters, it is literally falling from the skies it once looked suspended in. After Guy blamed Madonna’s age-bending four hour workout sessions and the exhaustion they caused to be one of the reasons for their split, Madonna has called the British movie director a ‘gold-digger’ and a cruel and neglectful husband.

Guy on the other hand is accusing Madonna of spying on him ever since their decision to split has been made public. The details of his meeting to discuss the divorce has been leaked to Madonna, even his dining session with his father and sister was not spared by her watchful eyes.

With Madonna’s fierce PR machinery firing round after round, there is going to be no chance of the two of them having an amicable departure from each others lives. The world is already waiting to watch where this one goes… might lead to World War III perhaps!