After Usain Bolt scorched the track this year at theBeijing Olympics, the running bug seems to have bittenBollywood newbie, Neil Nitin Mukesh. The youngBrylcreem abuser had a fall and tore a ligament while trying to run faster than what the treadmill permits.
He claims that he did this to make a chase sequence in his upcoming movie, tentatively titled New York look authentic! You just have to run you moron. You put one foot in front of the other. What the hell do you have to practice for? Most people just learn these things in childhood you know, as a natural follow up to learning how to walk. What were you up to Neil? Cooking Denver omelets on that Irani restaurant pan you call a hairdo?
The movie is being shot in Philadelphia and so the aspiring actor does not have a shoulder to cry on there. His father went back to Bombay for Ganpati and now Neil is all alone, rethinking his life and wondering why nobody gives a rat’s ass that he’s torn a ligament. In other news, he and John Abraham have been spending quality time with each other of late. Neil says that John is like the brother he never had. Now all he needs is a Teach India volunteer to drop into his lap and give him the 5th grade physics lesson he’s never had.
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