Rakhi Sawant attacks IPL

After the waste of time that was the IPL brace yourselves for the bigger and badder ICL. Come October 10th the new cricket tournament will kick off and it will have a very special attraction. Not Mandira Bedi in noodle strappedcholis but Rakhi Sawant and her gang of girls.

Rakhi a.k.a Head cheerleader will decide everything from the costumes to the dance moves. She will perform at 49 matches all over the country with 12 other girls in what she calls a ‘classy affair‘ handled in the most professional manner.Knowing Rakhi, it is most likely to be a really trashy affair.

But the moral police banned the IPL cheerleaders’ skimpy outfits. How will Rakhi get around that you wonder? She’ll just invite everyone to watch her cheer and once they see how talented she is they will no longer be paying attention to her outfit or lack of it.

This comes as a bit of a surprise to the item girl’s fans as we all clearly remember her stating on Koffee with Karanthat cricketers don’t practice and only party. If she had it her way she would lock them up and let them loose only to play and practice.

The last thing we’d expect her to be doing is leading their cheer squad. Now within such proximity to the Indian Cricket League, I think a couple of them might just try to aim a six to her head, Dhonimight even pull it off. Keep your boyfriend cum bodyguard close or hire Jonty Rhodes.