Not Without My Ranbir!

Rishi Kapoor is taking the age old Bollywood technique of hard-selling a defective product to a whole new level. National Award winner, Ashwini Chaudhary approached Rishi with a new script and asked him to consider playing the role of the father in the film.

The Bobby star was so thrilled with the script that he asked Ashish to dump Sharman Joshi, the original choice for the son and replace him with Ranbir! After this professional blackmail, he made Ashish change his production house to the RK banner. And now, for the icing on the cake; he then asked him to step down as director of the film to make way for a more popular filmmaker!! Fantastic! Who did you have in mind there Rishi? Karan Johar perhaps? Popular enough for you? Moron.

Ashwini went back to his original producer and tried to rope in Sharman again, but he had already signed another film. So now, the father son duo may be played by Naseeruddin Shah and Shreyas Talpade. Meanwhile, Ranbir claims that it was all a rumour. He says he’s booked till 2011 and so he couldn’t sign the film even if he wanted to. Who are you kidding? You want us to believe that you have movies lined up till 2011? The only thing you seem fit to be booked for is entertaining bored upper-class housewives as a wind-clown to every Bridge night or Tupperware party