Sallu Teresa

Salman Khan is feeling charitable these days. The troubled actor is not only going to perform to raise funds for the Bihar Relief Fund, but also auction the costumes from his upcoming movie, Main Yuvraaj! And so, devil-worshipping cross-dressers from across the globe are descending upon the scene to bid for the hideous outfits that Sallu donned in the film. He has also asked other actors to take part in this great gesture of charity.

In case you’re wondering who would make a movie calledMain Yuvraaj, it’s none other than Subhash Ghai. The last airbag malfunction he put us through was Black and White; easily one of the worst pieces of message cinema since The Brady Bunch Movie. He claimed it unleashed his creative side after years of making commercial movies. I’ve seen more creativity in a f***ing Lux ad. And now, to top off the tour-de-farce of unattended domestic violence that he calls Main Yuvraaj; he’s hired Sallu to play the lead.

Well done Mr.Ghai.