Sherlyn’s Painful Tour

Sherlyn Chopra, the girl behind some hideous music,  has started a promotional tour for her new music albumDard-e-Sherlyn. An offering to the sexually dysfunctional masses of the country. When translated Dard-e-Sherlyn means “Sherlyn’s pain”. In an experience called “orgasmic frenzy ” she is gyrating and lip-syncing to some DJ Akbar Sami remixes.

While the scientists in another part of the world are trying to find the truth about the Big Bang, risking gobbling up the earth by creating a black hole, Sherlyn is going to have some of her own Big Bangs across the country as this complete recklessness is apparently going to trickle down to other parts of the country too.

To add to the real value of her moves, Sherlyn has worn a diamond studded bikini which is so expensive that the organisers of the event had eight bouncers and four security men to take care of Sherlyn in case those diamonds decided to detach themselves from this strange girl and trickle into the crowd. The show went on peacefully though, amidst howling wolf-like men.

Hema Malini, who the album Dard-e-Sherlyn is dedicated to, has been really pissed off by the effort and the video shot for the title song has had 19 snips from the censor board. Very Painful.