Sallu Paints Katrina

Sallu Paints KatrinaSalman Khan has gone one up on the ‘creepy middle-aged guy who eyes you from the bar’ meter by painting a portrait of one time love and six-time Razzie nominee, Katrina Kaif. He then surprised her by wrapping it and gifting it to her very casually over dinner. Smooth. Katrina did well to hide the fright that this 1850’s stalker’s equivalent of a racy Polaroid taken from the bushes while she was changing evoked.

But that said; this isn’t the first time Katrina has been at the receiving end of Sallu’s painful hobby. She has quite a few of these post-modern disasters hung up in her apartment. Meanwhile, Sallu is busy painting holy men to add to his personal gallery at home. It’s only a matter of time before he decides to go public with them and hold an exhibition. An event like this promises to be a bigger joke than a Sunday Mass jointly conducted by Courtney Love and Shaun Ryder.