Homeless!

Surprise surprise, Kashmeera Shah and Krushna Abhisek were denied their right to buy an apartment at Duplex Heights. I really can’t blame the builder. Why would anyone who isn’t a trained zoo-keeper allow them to buy a house in a respectable neighbourhood? And why the hell are do they even want to buy a 4BHK flat? We’ve pondered over this for a while now and have come up with some of the hideous possibilities.

1. To practice their hair-raising dance routines.
2. To raise their cubs.
3. To lock Kashmeera in one of the rooms on full moon nights.
4. To build a mini-theatre and force unsuspecting guests to watch Nach Baliye re-runs.
5. To build a mega-storage room for Kashmeera’s make-up.
6. To convert one of the rooms into the plastic surgeons’ quarters.

Whatever the reason, I’m sure nothing can justify their need to purchase this flat. Their current residence at Cage 15 at Apollo Circus seems fine.