15 reasons to watch Lovestory 2050

1.To see Harman and Priyanka, two full-grown humans engage in an embarrassing kindergarten romance.I’ve seen more sexual chemistry between the characters on Sesame Street.

2.To see Priyanka’s attempt to act natural when she names her hand puppet ‘Winkiedinks’, like it’s the most normal thing to name a five-headed pink elephant.

3.To see Harman dance like a peacock after a cocaine binge.

4.To see a badly superimposed butterfly shape Harman’s destiny time after time. It might as well have written the script.

5.To see Archana Puran Singh over-do the Punjabi stereotype and give the world yet another good reason to carry small firearms to the press release of her next movie.

6.To see Boman Irani(the world’s best scientest) grope around with a candle during a black-out. I guess after the Time Machine, his next big project ought to be a decent generator.

7.To see Priyanka get mowed down by a massive truck.

8.To see Harry Baweja severely retarted vision of Bombay in the year 2050.

9.To see QT, a robot whose setup video says that it won’t harm humans torch three guys minutes later.

10.To see Priyanka’s pink teddy bear, a robot who gets rugby kicked flat onto a glass window and stands up unhurt get tickled by Priyanka minutes later.

11.To see the villian Dr.Hoshi’s hilarious avatar and his 20 good for nothing followers. He looks like something Bill Gates thought up after one too many tequilas.

12.To see Zeisha(Priyanka in the future) pass out in Harman’s arms for no apparent reason.

13.To see Harman dance like a squirrel in the first rains at every public event and yet somehow not get picked up by Hoshi’s men.

14.To see Harman, a man riding an AirBike for the first time totally out-ride Hoshi and his men who’ve been doing this for years.

15.To see Harman, an Indian brought up in Adeleide navigate his way to Walkeshwar in 90 seconds. He might as well have put on a Himesh tape and chewed paan while he was at it.