Why Love Story 2050 flopped…

Here’s a list of all the things that ensured that Love Story 2050 would be a massive flop.

1. The only launch vehicle that we want to see Harman in is a cannon at Rambo Circus.
2. Hair-dye was invented thousands of years ago, there’s nothing futuristic about it.
3. I’d be surprised if Harman can operate a PCO phone, let alone a Time Machine.
4 Harman should learn to limit his experimentation to his life-size cut-out of Hritik.
5. Harry should learn not to turn every Vicodin cough syrup induced hallucination into a movie.
6. Most people think Priyanka plays the robot teddy bear.
7. The next time Harry decides to cast his immediate family in a movie, he should make sure it’s an ape breeding habits special on Discovery.
8. If Harry really wanted to make a shocking sci-fi movie, a home-video of Harman appearing to pass an online IQ test would’ve worked much better.
9. There’s only so much that Boman Irani can do.
10. PETA generated too much negative publicity for the movie by protesting against the Harman dance sequences in the movie.