Finding Neverland - Shilpa’s search for stardom

Shilpa Shetty has no respect for awards. That’s right. The one-night wonder of an actress, who got lucky with Big Brother now claims to be above such lowly affairs like awards and staying in the B-town game. She claims to have won so many, that they don’t really matter. Even though I can’t remember even one instance when Shilpa’s been nominated for anything from an award to a spot on Ripley’s Believe It Or Not, I’m sure it’s raining Oscars and bachelors in her wonderland.

Ambition is a funny thing. In Shilpa’s case, it’s as good as a burst appendix. I don’t know what makes her think she’s an “A-list star in the UK“, right up there with such life-altering, ground-breaking, knee-hugging, fancy-dressing show-ponies like Sunny Deol and Raj Kunder. Totally A-list.

To make this whole master-stroke of bad-judgement and media-whoring worse than it already is, Shilpa’s signed Sunny’s The Man and decided to start her own production house. I’d give her a standing ovation if she can produce estrogen, let alone movies. And as for The Man; she believes in the script and that’s the only reason she’s signed onto it. Yes, she believes in being one of the million sisters that every woman in a Sunny Deol movie is to him and loves the overdose of patriotism that reeks from it. I hope she believes in God too. Movie’s scrips can’t stop a .45 Magnum.