Priyanka The Robot

Priyanka Chopra was held up at Film City yesterday because John Abraham and Abhishek Bachchan, her co-stars in Karan Johar’s Dostana arrived four hours late. Being the robot that she is(see My Name Is Anthony Gonzalves or Salaam-E-Ishq), Priyanka got there bang on time- 9 o’clock; even before director Tarun Mansukhani did. This is a matter of great concern because it was pouring when she left and in the process of getting into the lift, going down, getting into her car escorted by the watchman and his umbrella, and hitting the road - a few drops may have entered her chipset. We knew that there was a problem with the Chopra prototype when she decided to date Harman Baweja, but this latest setback may force us to reboot her.

Abhishek and John couldn’t get out of their houses due to water-logging but managed to reach Film City by 1. Meanwhile, Priyanka sat quietly in her van making faces at herself as she’s been programmed to do.
Johar’s newest venture, Dostana deals with yet another love triangle in which poorly scripted events follow one another until John finally pretends to be gay so that Priyanka and Abhishek can be together. Unfortunately, Karan, who’s perfect for John’s part is only be producing this one. I’m sure he’ll be getting drunk and high-fiving Yash Chopra and SRK through the premiere; they’re probably the only two other people who find this sort of crap amusing.