Harman BinBheja

Harman Baweja, the man who has been known to cut off the round-necks of his tees and the eyes out of playboy models pics has shown, in an interview, that he’s is without a doubt, the poster-boy for she-males all over the world. He starts off the interview with a cringe-worthy explanation of his name(Hunk,Adonis,Romantic,Macho,Adorable and Naughty) and through a series of answers goes on to reveal that the teddy bear in Love Story 2050 may well have to be used as a ‘where did the man touch you’ doll for the inconsolable spot boys. He tries very hard to be enigmatic and witty but ends up dishing out a lethal cocktail of bad humour and poor secondary education. At times he hints at his sexual encounters only to prove that he’s had his way with the bear on a number of occasions. His sleazy interpretation of Newton’s fourth law is the final nail in the coffin - At this point, I didn’t know whether to read on or to start working on a Baweja antidote.

The painful interview is all in all too full of unsure cockiness and a whole lot of hot-air. If Harman Baweja is hailed as the most promising new comer of 2008, you know that in a few years the scene will be over-run by talentless sons-of-somebodies, all scrambling for a place on Bollywood’s Ark. If this Binbheja boy is the future of bollywood, the future of Bollywood is bleak…very very bleak!