Safeena Kapoor Khan is online now

A prankster with a lot of time on his hands has been putting up Saif and Kareena’s personal information including photographs all over the virtual world. In keeping with the imagination less cerebral palsy-struck couple, he goes under the name Safeena Kapoor Khan.

This guy has obviously done his homework; he’s up to date on where both the actors are, what they’re doing and has even gotten hold of their photos meant for personal albums. But before we jump to conclusions, let’s not rule out the possibility that Safeena is in fact Saif and Kareena themselves. Think about it, Saif is in London, probably eve-teasing college drop-outs or google-ing himself on every PC at Starbucks before walking in and Kareena’s in Los Angeles, probably walking around the sets with her mouth open, hoping for a co-star to accidentally slip a finger down there.

Do they really have anything worthwhile to do? The answer is a resounding NO!! If my suspicions are correct, Saif and Kareena have created this account to get back into the limelight as the couple most likely to be shot down in broad daylight while feeling very profound about the fact that you can see huts in the distance from Gold’s Gym.