Shilpa jagged little PIL

Shilpa Shetty is learning to fight back. No, she’s not bashing up baddies in her next flick, she hitting back at the various lawyers who have filed unnecessary PILs against her. From the Richard Gere kiss controversy to the magazine photo controversy in the south, Shilpa has been in far too many a case. In fact, I thinks she must have more cases than movies in her kitty. Now, the star has decided to file a PIL against those who filed PILs against her. Confusing innit?

It’s not only her, many other stars have also been plagued by this PIL disease. Mallika Sherawat has one against her for indecency. Amitabh, Abhishek and Aishwarya have a case pending against them at the Patna high court for ‘promoting superstitious beliefs’. Aish has another one against her for the infamous ‘kiss’ from Dhoom 2. WTF? That kiss? There is more sensuality in a friggin’ flower pot.

Why do the people do this? Do they have no other work? Who makes them the judge of what’s ‘moral’ and what’s ‘immoral’? The basic point is that they want their 1 second of fame. See, the plan is simple, if you are a useless good for nothing and still want to see your name published in newspapers with people like Hrithik, Ash or Abhishek …go to your nearest magistrate and file a PIL.

Oh, and make sure your reason is as crazy as ” Shah Rukh did not flush the toilet. Thus, I would like to file a PIL against him”

Whatchoo waiting for….?