Imraan vs. Harmaan (Round 2)

Things have turned out just as we predicted - Imraan Khan and Genelia stole the limelight with Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na, while Love Story 2050 more or less bombed at the Box Office. There was no avoiding it, shiny costumes and second-grade special effects could never do enough to cover up for the plotless wonder of a movie that Harry Baweja hails as “something that has never been attempted before” - apparently writing a script before filming is too bold to attempt just yet.

Meanwhile, Hritik’s loving cocker-spaniel, Harman has been licking his wounds in London with Priyanka and the rest of the crew. For some reason that’s beyond any human or divine understanding, Harman has earned himself a horde of fans. If pictures are to be believed, people lined up at the press release for an autograph. Of course, given the massive budget for the film, I’m almost sure it was staged. Another equally compelling possibility is that graphologists(hand-writing analysts) world over have descended on the scene to crack the code which explains the strange behaviour of Bollywood’s answer to Ramu the wolf-boy.

Whatever the reason, the Baweja camp’s been let off too easy. A bad review and poor attendance doesn’t quite cancel out the years of senseless movie-making and the obscenity of witnessing Harman and Priyanka’s complete lack of chemistry maybe they really are ‘just friends’or advanced task capabilities like looking away from the camera while delivering a line