The big fight for Sridevi

The fight is on to see who will win the chance to relaunch Sridevi.
First in the ring, weighing in at god even knows how many pounds is the big daddy Yash Raj Chopra himself. Now we all know that Yash Chopra seldom makes a film, (his last being Veer Zaara) but when he does, you can bet that it will be a horribly long weepy love story. His tag-team partner is none other than Mr. Amitabh Bachchan himself. Bachchan was very keen on starring in a movie with Sridevi. And we all know what the offer is now days, buy one film star and get one politician free. In this case it’s the saudaagar Amar Singh.
So that was on one side. Out to fight against this giant group is the lone ranger Boney Kapoor. He however holds the ace card in his hand… Sridevi is his wife. So the two sides continue to battle it out as to who makes the film that will launch the biggest star of one time.
I just wonder, why don’t we do something different?. Now this might come as a shocker to all you men out there…but why not ask Sridevi herself what she wants to do??