Kat’s Out Of The Bag

It’s finally happened; Salman and Katrina are no longer B-town’s most celebrated mismatch. Sallu’s spat with Shah Rukh at her party seems to have done just enough for Kat to call it off. Who’s surprised? Not me; I’m shocked that it carried on for as long as it did. They have absolutely nothing in common. She’s half his age, has all her hair and doesn’t think stories about Aishwariya Rai count as bedroom talk. Kat’s also decided to shelf any upcoming movies with Salman and stick to acting across actors her own age. Man, that’s got to sting.

Salman on the other hand, is exercising what’s left of his severely damaged brain on writing his blog, which for once talks about something besides hangover remedies, cheesy bikers diary entries about stopping by a Lonavala hillside and feeling very philosophical about the world or why his dad is stronger than everyone else’s dad.

In this highly entertaining blog, he compares reporters to dogs running behind his car and claims to have no time to react to them. Yes, he has such a busy schedule doesn’t he. From waking up to drinking a rum and coke for the nausea to calling Aiswariya from random PCO’s and cutting to hitting the gym to camping outside Mannat undercover to writing his stupid blog and finally, to putting on O O Jaane Jaana and freak-dancing in front of the mirror to convince himself that he’s still got it. So much to do, so little time to do it in. Hats off Sallu, you deserve a break.