The Latest On Saif And Kareena

It’s been a while since we heard about Bollywood dimwits Saif and Kareena. The last time they were in the news was for the fight they had over Kareena kissing Sylvester Stallone. Well, according to Saif’s latest statements, most of what was believed to have gone down at the sets of Kambakht Ishq is false!

The Chotte Nawab has said that he has no problem with on-screen kisses, as long as they’re done tastefully. And what exactly would you know about taste Saif?? The last movie you did (Thoda Pyaar, Thoda Magic) tasted of death. And what if the scene demands a passionate kiss? You’ll have no problem letting that inner housewife out then would you?

Saif also met Sly on the sets and apparently got along with him pretty well. Sly asked him to get his tattoo darkened and probably reminded him that it’s a movie set and not Kareena’s ‘bring your insecure boyfriend to work’ day. Saif was humbled by the words of the Hollywood star and promised himself that he wouldn’t cry in front of everyone. Sly, the self made man obviously left quite an impression on the poor Nawab.

Saif’s anything but a self made man. I’d be surprised if he can make an omlette for himself… forget a career! He blames his lack of independence on the city. What?? What problems do you have exactly? Which Bentley to buy next month? Which piece of land you want to grab in Europe? When to get together and play polo? Somebody’s got to do it huh? F**king twit.