Sallu-SRK update

It’s time for the latest Sallu-Shah Rukh spat update.

Sallu, who’s awaiting the release of his next movie, God Tussi Great Ho a potentially life-threatening adaptation of what looks like Bruce Almighty, has said that he and King Khan will never patch up. He claims that they just too different as individuals. Yes, the supernovas of personality that they are. Meanwhile SRK is busy playing Dumb Charades with Irrfan Khan on the sets of Billo Barber, which I’m sure showcases the peak of his acting ability (not to be mistaken for Strip Dumb Charades that he plays on Karan Johar’s sets). And so, the two big guns of Bollywood seem to be moving on down their separate downward spirals quite happily. Neither one of them is in the mood to forgive and forget.

When are you two love birds going to patch up? Or are you just milking the mileage it’s getting you? Nothing like more publicity right? So if this is your master plan, I sincerely hope it goes sour along the way and one of you kills the other. We’re sick of you two roosters fluffing your feathers around here and pretending to be total hard-asses. You’re just a couple of bad actors with nothing better going on in your lives. Make yourselves feel better and get out of our faces.

So Sallu, go ahead and paint another one of those melancholy masterpieces that bring out your teenage angst and broken heart. Since Sallu wants to keep mum just like he did with the whole Viveik Oberoi controversy we’re going to have to wait till the next eclipse for everything to bee sorted out.