Sallu and Kat together again

If you’re one of the millions around the world looking for answers to life, the universe and everything, it’s time you stopped. There aren’t any. If you need a reason, here’s one: Bollywood’s unholy union, Salman Khan and Katrina Kaif will both be playing divine entities in their upcoming movies. Sallu in God Tussi Great Ho and Katrina in Hello; a movie adapted from Chetan Bhagat’s One Night@Call Centre. I think it’s pretty clear now that things just happen. There’s no grand plan behind it.

To make matters worse, the two will be acting together in Hello. Some of us still wake up screaming after watching their obscene lack of screen presence in Partner. Why are they putting us through this again? And that too as divine beings! You a**holes! That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve heard since Cher’s comeback album. I wouldn’t even cast you two clowns in a re-enactment of monkeys figuring out how to use a lighter, forget a commercial movie!

So God, answer this if you really exist. When in f**k’s name are we going to be free of this sort of garbage? Why are you letting this go on? And don’t say something enigmatic like it’s all part of the cycle or it’s a delicate balance. Cut the crap and rent Partner. You’ll see what we mean.