Kareena Kapoor tempted the Gods once again yesterday, imploring them as she so often does to strike her down without warning. It happened to be her 27th birthday and she desperately wanted to spend it with her polo-playing, buck-killing waste of life boyfriend, Saif Ali Khan.
The Chote Nawab was supposed to go up to Ladakh(that’s where Bebo is shooting for 3 Idiots) to meet her but got stuck in Srinagar as heavy snowfall blocked off access to the glacier. Despite this clear message from the elements disallowing the re-union of these two factory outlets of human emotion, Bebo took her chances and went to Srinagar by road to be with Saif.
And yet the two are alive; so far at least. It makes me wonder what it will take to get rid of these bathroom actors once and for all. Anything will do; an avalanche, yetis, terrorists, Sallu. Just finish them off, they’re not worth much anyway. Their existence is about as useful as aBeach Boys tape in a Vietnamese prison.
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