Sania Mirza (known to be the hottest Indian in the tennis world, beating such timeless beauties as… uh… well…Vijay Amritraj), has plummeted to rank 91 according to the WTA system. But yet, she’s not been out of the news. If not for some lousy feature on some lousy news channel, she’s been seen at various parties, getting her 80’s pop groove on and mingling with the Bollywood herd. And now she’s appeared on the front page of the Bombay Times.
Why? Beats me. She hasn’t done a noteworthy thing in months. But then again, which BT cover celeb ever has?
If you’re still wondering why she’s on the cover of this paper, it’s for the very noble purpose of discussing who she likes in Bollywood. She thinks Akshay Kumar is the hottest star in the scene and is by far her favourite. As for her alleged Yash Chopra outtake of a relationship withShahid Kapoor, she sidesteps it with all the awkward graces of a newbie and changes the topic. Now all that’s left is the discussion of her future. She claims to want to play tennis until her last breath!! Isn’t that cute.
If you’re really harbouring dreams of cutting it in the tennis world, you better forget about this party-hopping, tabloid-hugging lifestyle you’ve adopted. Work on the MIG-21 you call a serve and save the bullsh*t interviews for after you’ve gotten somewhere.
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