Sallu Bags Another Victim

After breaking the ice with Abhishek Bachchan on the sets of Drona, Sallu is all set to consolidate their blossoming love by painting a portrait of Junior B. The two sat down and discussed this obscene new venture into meaningless art for a whole thirty five minutes in Abhishek’s vanity van! The initial awkwardness between the two was soon dispelled when the topic of Salman’s new found love for Virtua Girl computer softwares and painting came up. When asked about his thirty minutes with Sallu, Abhishek said that it was all a blur. He only remembers constant referrals to a scene from Titanic and being force-fed some home-made brownies that Sallu carried to the sets.
From the look of things, Salman seems to be making a conscious effort to get into everyone’s good books. After seeing his work though, the only relationship this sort of channelised idiocy seems fit to improve is one between a tranvestite divorcee father and his goth, venereal-disease carrying son. So remember Sallu, unless you’ve got years of absence from your illegitimate children’s lives to make up for, please, for the love of humanity, stop painting.