Monday, September 22, 2008

Vikram Bhatt’s Horror Festival - Phase 2


 Vikram Bhatts Horror Festival - Phase 2After shattering our sense of well-being with such irrevocable disasters as Raaz and 1920, director and annoying chain-letter type person, Vikram Bhatt is all set to make another scary movie.

This latest venture will be based on a curse. He calls itShrapit. You must have really dug deep to come up with that sensational, understated title huh? Anyway, the reason why he’s making yet another scary movie can be credited to two things. One - because he thinks he’s good at making this kind of cinema. Two - being someone who’s spooked easily by things like long corridors and insects, he relates to the characters in the movie.

Ok, number one. You have no strengths. Everything that you touch magically turns into either one of Amisha Patel’s bedroom confessions or Season Three of The Young And The Restless. Number two. I don’t give a rats @$$ about what you’re scared of. If there’s anything left in that Mike Tyson piggy bank you have for a head, you’ll realize soon enough that you should have pulled the plug on this vegetable of a venture long ago.

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