Beware Balan

It’s raining insecure blood-sucking, ‘I stay awake to watch you sleep’ women in Bollywood. Bipasha Basu and Sania Mirza have made it very clear to their respective host bodies John Abraham and Shahid Kapoor to stay the hell away from actress and break-dance demon Vidya Balan.

John and Vidya had been linked up during the shooting of Salaam-E-Ishq when his relationship with Bipasha seemed to be on the verge of ending. But all that went down the crapper soon enough. At some point John decided that Bips was the right hell-spawn for him and got back with her. Shahid on the other hand was very close to Vidya before Sania fore-handed his ass back to him and demanded that he shoot the breeze with her and her alone. Henpecked little pansies that they are, both John and Shahid, have pretty much broken off ties with Vidya,who’s been getting the short end of the stick all along.

Instead of spending so much time in the gym, I’d advise these two finger puppets to work a little harder on growing a spine. As for Bipasha and Sania, I don’t think their female death-grip is going to loosen any time soon. The two couples might as well get hitched and grow fat and resentful together.