Friday, July 25, 2008

Vicious Oberon

 Vicious Oberon
Where’s modesty gone to these days?

Bollywood’s very own Chubaca, Vivek Oberoi, has been walking around with a price tag around his neck which is alot like one that could be found on a gold plated, diamond studded, ruby bordered, Louis Vuitton bag. Why Louis Vuitton? Because why would anyone pay 50,000 bucks for something that doesn’t even look appealing and when you can get it for 3,000 bucks at Dharavi.

Vivek Oober-uptight had been hounding fellow ape Sunil Shetty who, incidentally, happened to be the producer of the movie Shootout At Lokhandwala, to give him a raise AFTER he agreed to do the film. Rumour has it that when refused, Vivek Oberoi fell on the floor kicking and screaming till someone finally got him a lollipop.

Sure enough, Chubaca-want-more and Mission Istanbul was yet another indication of the overt animal tendencies that Vivek has trouble suppressing. When he found out that Zayed was getting paid more that him, Vivek threw a bitch-fit and refused to work under the pretext that he was getting a raw deal. This time though, he just sulked and refused to promote the movie.

So Vivek Oberoi’s tantrums, Salman Khan’s superiorty complex and Shah Rukh Khan’s cheap shots- Is Bollywood employing over grown school boys or what?

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