Stop or else…

In a classic attempt to divide and rule, 61 years after it stopped working, the Khans of Bollywood have been issued threats by the Indian Mujahideen barring them from working in Hindi movies. The Freemason clan of B-Town has treated this event like a 100-metre tsunami and immediately offered to counter the terrorist threat with more soap operas and bubblegum cinema in a bid to prove that Bollywood is after all a secular entity.
Stop or else...
Farah Khan said she has already given her secular testimonial by marrying a Hindu. She also goes on to say that as long as one is successful, no one gives a flying F*** about what God they worship. Looks like she believes in calling a spade a spade. I feel like doing the same: GO HOME FATTY, NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!

Karan Johar, the anatomically secular wonder boy believes that there is no sexual or secular divide in Bollywood and that inter-racial love triangles rock his world. Soap-queen Ekta Kapoor, has spoken her heart out and confessed that there’s more terror everyday through her mindless half hour re-runs
than any Mujahideen can ever dream of.

Kunal Kohli has no choice but to support the Khans as after Thoda Pyaar, Thoda Magic, critics have confiscated his rights to choose.

When contacted, the Mujahideen said that it was after this movie that they decided to take such drastic steps and threaten the 4 kings of Bollywood. They feel the Khans would be more productive working at the Lahore McDonald’s.