Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Koenas Korrection

So Koena’s finally come clean about going under the knife! Another one bites the dust huh?
When will celebrities learn that it’s better to age gracefully than stick your thigh to your face? I mean, come on! You’re already a celebrity so what do you need to change anything for? You’re making a hell of a living just the way you are aren’t you?
Koena Mitra spilled the beans about her failed surgery and how she didn’t inform mommy before going in for it. She claims that after the surgery, the cartilage in her nose was swollen and a scar began to emerge soon after. So what did Koena do, just like all other disobedient children? She went running to her mommy, of course! And I bet her mommy just said, ‘ I told you so”.
Her boney face looked swollen and her nose was the only thing standing out like a big red tamatar. Imagine the heartache and trauma she must have suffered, the pain of looking into the mirror everyday, friends telling you you’re ugly- Some would be suicidal with all that mental strain. I tell you, sometimes life is just not fair. Tsk, tsk.
Anyway! Eventually, she had to get another corrective surgery done and turns out she’s back to her ’stunning’ self again.
There’s two things wrong with this scenario:
1. She took advice from the spot boys saying, ” Madam madam, operation karo na! Aaj Kal Sab Karte hain“
2. She’s spent a whole lot of money, time and torture to go back to exactly where she started from - being FUGLY!

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