Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Saif and Bebo’s Physi(q)cs

 Saif and Bebo’s Physi(q)cs
So, our very own Mr. Pyaar and Magic (thoda only) is finally starting to talk openly of the complex, Bebo’s so called ‘hot’ stick thin body is giving him. Apparently, he has attributed his past two box office failures i.e. ‘Tashan’ and ‘Thoda Pyaar thoda Magic’ to his rubbish physique!! And therefore has decided to follow the lead of Lady love Kareena, by going to the gym and working out harder, so that his films will be (ahem) more successful!!

As if looking any hotter, is going to help you distinguish a good script from a crappy one Saif!! Try working out your brains a little, by spending some ‘quality’ time away, from your skinny bitch of a girlfriend who we all know looked much more appealing in movies like ‘Jab we met’ while she still had a little meat on her bones, with her ex boyfriend Shahid!! Hahaha.

While we all do appreciate ‘failure shaking you up’ we hope it will help you wake up from your smitten status so that you stop following your girlfriend around the world and start following your own instincts (that’s if you have any) in choosing more ‘genuinely entertaining’ movies. Not to mention, that chocolate boy, Shahid is still managing to wow the audience with his performances, without having half the physique that you do!! Watch out Saif, the old saying is ‘what goes around comes around’ not ‘follow your girlfriend around, before her ex, comes around’!! Best of luck!!

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