Aishwariya’s Anonymous

Great minds think alike. Since Bollywood has no such minds, we usually observe the other end of the continuum; a**holes with no work think alike. And the two men who join the list of deadly twosomes are none other than Sallu and Abhishek.

As it turns out, they have more in common than just a mark on the wall for scoring with Aishwariya. Apparently Sallu spent a whole half-hour in Abhishek’s vanity van at Mehboob Studios the other day. God only knows what went down in there. Rumour has it that they played a game of Cluedo in which Sallu kept coming to the conclusion that it wasn’t Colonel Mustard but in fact Vivek Oberoi who was the murderer.

When it was time for Sallu to leave, Abhishek dropped him back to his sets before returning to his van. I wonder what Ash will have to say about this sudden bonding. I’m sure this sort of thing must disturb her at some level. If Sallu just loosens his pantyhose a little and accepts Vivek’s apology, they’ll have their own inner circle of trust. Aishwariya’s Anonymous. Doesn’t sound too promising does it Ash?