Saif And Kareena’s Family Matters

Saif and Bebo look set to take their self-destructive, outcast teenager of a relationship to the next level. Apparently Saif’s parents have invited the Tashan girl to their yearly family-reunion in Haryana. None of Saif’s earlier girlfriends have been accepted into this inner circle and so apparently it’s a really big deal and a great gesture. Totally b*tchin’! Super groovy! You get the idea…

I’m pretty sure there’s more to it though. I think she’s the only one stupid enough to actually accept this offer. Who goes to a Pataudi reunion half-way across the country? What the hell are they going to do there? Get drunk, grab rifles and keep shooting until they hit something? That’s what they’ll do! Meanwhile, Sharmila and double-trouble over here will be sitting on the patio, trying hard to cut the tension. Finally, Sharmila will crack and pass a snide remark about the two lovebirds, which will send Saif howling to his room. Bebo will be too busy digesting the tequila to do anything but sit down and make a face.

If you thought this was bad, chew on this next piece of news for a while. Saif and Bebo are going to get married soon. That’s right. Married. After his heart attack, Saif claims to be a new man and understands the true value of life. So what will it take for you to understand the value of cinema? Maybe a stroke on the sets of Race or Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic would have done the trick. So he’s quit drinking and smoking and plans to live to a ripe old age. As for Kareena, she’ll milk this till the tits go dry and put that weak heart of his through another divorce before long…