Sonam Refuses To Act!

Looks like Sonam Kapoor hasn’t heard of the phrase, beggars can’t be choosers. She’s refused to sign Vicky Singh’s upcoming movie because she claims the role was not to her liking. Hmm… I’m somehow not convinced. What about the fact that ex-lover and manic fringe curler Ranbir Kapoor has signed onto it? Does that little clause have nothing to do with her possibly fatal decision to refuse work? Well, either way, after the ambush in a dark alley by a hooded slasher-of-a-debut she had with Saawariya, does she really have a right to choose?

This news however, comes as a great relief to me. I know now that I won’t have to suffer through another celluloid nightmare that stars these two opposite each other. Not for some time at least. Ranbir is busy shining Yashji’s shoes while Sonam is working in Rakeysh Mehra’s next movie, Dilli 6.

To add to this great celebration of mediocrity, Rishi Kapoor has gifted his son a Range Rover for his compelling performance in Bachna Ae Haseeno; a movie that we all know, shook the very foundations of powerful cinema with its bone rattling intensity. I don’t want to tell you how to raise your kid Mr. Kapoor, but don’t make a habit out of this; you might not always be around to ruffle your sons hair, shove a lollipop in his mouth, pay for a hooker and take him to Disneyland after every corny Yashraj endeavour.

This is such a turn of events. Sonam refuses to act and Ranbir can’t act…