Blog war ahoy!

Ramu and KJo are at loggerheads again. A little birdy tells me that Karan Johar is very upset with Ram Gopal Verma for passing unnecessary remarks about him and his style of film-making on his blog. On a post titled “11 Things That Scare Me The Most”, the director cites as his 10th point, “Karan Johar’s films for very obvious reasons.” But then again he also ends his blog by saying that he’s just kidding.

Johar is not ready to accept his apologies this time around. He says that he’s sick of Ramu’s repeated attacks on him. After all he is attempting to shoot scenes of My name is Khan in the White house something that’s never been attempted. You know, just because something has never been done before does not mean it should be attempted just for the heck of it. There probably was a good reason for that to begin with! Now, RGV has a reputation of being a bigger gas-bag than Mahesh Bhatt. All he does is give his unwanted two cents about everyone else. This is clearly a stunt to promote his new scare flick Phoonk. So I dunno why he’s being taken so seriously!

We are faced with many problems now. Firstly, Ram Gopal Verma’s right to write anything ought to have been seized after his dreadful remake of Sholay. Secondly, even though half of the industry must be nodding along in agreement about his dig at KJo, what the hell makes him think his latest movie is any better? Phoonk!!?? This pitiful attempt at reviving your flagging career doesn’t exactly count as great cinema either. I don’t know which one of you is worse. Both of you make the same sh!t over and over again, like a couple of baboons with long term memory loss and expect us to throw you bananas after each attempt. No wonder you two are fighting.

With the release of Phoonk and Dostana around the corner, I’m surprised that the sparring has confined itself to a stray comment on a blog. Come Thursday, I’m sure RGV will be in his attic, drinking bat’s blood with a transvestite. As for KJo, he and Shah Rukh will be busy giggling away in is bedroom as he blank calls Ramu through the night from his Hello Kitty phone.