Raaz - The Mystery Continues

Over the years, the Bhatts have mastered the art of topping a bad thing with something even worse. And it looks like they’re up to their old tricks again with their upcoming release, Raaz - The Mystery Continues. The only mystery I’d like to see solved is how they still get work.

And who pray, is going to star in this carnival freak parade? They claim that it’s not a sequel to the first Raaz but something else. Dino Morea and Bipasha were just terrible in the first. Which winner’s going to take it all this time? I only hope it’s not Emraan Hashmi again or worse yet, Himesh Reshammiya!

About the title, they chose Raaz – The Mystery Continues because Tips had bought the rights to the title Raaz 2 before anyone could lay their paws on it. Mahesh Bhatt seems unaffected by this. He says, “We don’t sell titles, we sell movies”. Yeah. Sure…

Listen very carefully now Mr. Bhatt. The next time you claim to sell anything with a straight face, you’d better be at Crawford Market with a talking robot parrot in your hand. If you fail to adhere to this rule, I will personally come down to your Juhu residence and clobber you senseless with your next script.

Kapish?