Kangana’s Ranaut of Ideas

Kangana Ranaut, Bollywood’s first-lady of bad publicity is trying hard to clean up her act. According to her astrologer, her stars need to be appeased before her career can move forward without more disruptions. And so, in an attempt to do just that, Kangana is going to visit the Triambakeshwar temple in Nashik on the 14th of this month.

It’s been quite a ride for Kangana so far. From the acid attack on her sister, to the Aditya Panscholi controversy and finally her link-up with director Mohit Suri which soured relations between him and his girlfriend, Udita Goswami. Not that there’s any connection between bad luck and these events, but lets just go with it. What exactly is this trip to Nashik going to achieve? Is it going to replace that guava in your head with a brain? Is it going to have someone hold your hand and girl-talk with you every time you have to make a relationship decision? Is it going to ensure the success of your next two extended middle-school auditions, Fashion and Kites?

Her parents, who I’m sure have questioned their stars often enough, are flying down to accompany Kangana to Nashik. Nothing like a good old-fashioned family trip to ease the blues. I wonder who’s going to ensure a safe journey. Sleep with one eye open Kangana.