Krazy Kat Tour

What do you call a girl who lip syncs “I love you, Pyaar karu chu” (What the F##k! Gulzaar should be given a sniper to bring down the people who pen these lyrics!), and looks really ugly unless you are a khamba down? Nandini Jumani or Krazy Kat.

After topping the charts with the Krazy Kat Mix, losing 6 kgs and having all the bars in Dharavi play her songs at least three times a day, she is now set to go on a world tour! Accompanying her in this whirlwind of madness is none other than Bollywood’s ringmaster, Mika who replaced Rakhi Sawant with Kat in his circus troupe after their kissing fiasco.

Why ‘Krazy Kat’ anyway? It has absolutely nothing to do with her real name. So what is the real reason behind Nandini Jumani’s strange stage name? Maybe it’s a cleverly crafted scheme to make unsuspecting NRI’s wander into the show hall thinking they have paid to watch the real Kat, Katrina Kaif, prance around for an hour. I really can’t see any other reason for anyone, no matter how jobless, to go watch this dumbass strut her stuff.

Krazy Kat is apparently going to turn her item numbers into a classy act. She’s probably going to need a magician hope P.C. Sorcar has his schedule wide open. Otherwise this might turn into an act of turning B-grade Bollywood item numbers into a global calamity. They are going to perform at the same venues as the Bachchans did during their Unforgettable tour and as Krazy Kat puts it, give the people a taste of Bollywood masala!!
Homesick NRI’s beware, this masala might burn your mouth for months on end!