Unforgettable Tour Forgets Vancouver

There’s an angel hovering somewhere over Vancouver.

The Vancouver leg of the Bachchan’s Unforgettable tour has been cancelled due to poor sales!!! How does that taste Mr. Bachchan? Pretty bitter huh? Looks like the money-grabbing, show-boating, first family of publicity-whoring has finally hit a bump in the road. The apparent reason for the poor turnout is the jacked-up ticket prices. You lie Bachchan. Here’s what we think. Everyone is tired of you, your family and its minions. You can’t even pull desperate NRI audiences for this Dharavi eve-teasing ritual you call a show. So why don’t you just dig out that little scrap of dignity that you have left in the hollow where your soul was meant to be and wrap this up once and for all?

Another explanation the Bachchan camp offered was that they “didn’t want to do it“. Yes, Abhishek didn’t want to pretend to be Akshay and enjoy those few minutes of audience adulation that he’s never experienced in his life, Riteish Deshmukh didn’t want to wear mirrored clothes and prance around like a wasted Pomeranian and Preity Zinta didn’t want to push the cocaine buzz into the danger zone.

Whatever you say guys…