Sallu at it again!

You know what I think the problem is? When Sallu gets drunk he forgets that he’s a washed up superstar who still makes the news.

Picking a fight with King Khan at his girlfriend’s birthday party was bad enough. To make an EVEN bigger ass of himself, Sallu went about making nanga all the male guests at a party last week.

That’s right! At his sister Arpita’s party at a suburban five-star hotel, as a grand finale to what was, I’m sure, a smashing party, Sallu went about ripping the shirts off all the men in the room starting with Sajid Nadiadwalla closely followed by his brothers Arbaaz & Sohail. He didn’t even spare the bodyguards!

Now, we all know that Salman presumes that everyone who catches sight of him is actually picturing him topless – fair enough – but who in their right minds would want to see SAJID NADIADWALA topless?!?!

AAAAhhhhhhhh! The very thought of it hurts my eyes!

Thankfully, no permanent damage was caused by the brutal sight to any of the guests present except for mild purging spells and a couple of black-outs here and there.

In the end, everything turned out ok and all the stars left after having a great time and a great deal of free booze but not before they could all pat Salman on the back while he flexed and showed off his steroid pumped body…