Deepika Confesses Her Love

Nothing says “I’m a needy pyscho” like getting your lover’s name tattooed on you. It almost always means big trouble. It’s the sort of thing that will always be there to show you and the rest of the world what a dedicated little love-duo you truly are. So please pay close attention when I say this Ranbir. GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!!!! This psycho-bitch you have for a girlfriend will soon be demanding kids and assigning bazaar duties if you don’t.

Deepika Padukone has apparently gotten the initials RK tattooed on her neck. The only other moron to do this is Saif Ali Khan, who got the word Kareena tattooed on his arm. It all seems like fun and games now but just give it a while. I think both you circus rejects will discover pretty soon that you should have just listened to mommy and dropped the idea.

As for you Ranbir, don’t think this display of low self-esteem on Deepika’s part is just the best and totally adorable. Because now, when you want to break-up with her, she’s not going to sit alone in her room and put on ‘If You Leave Me Now’ by Chicago. No no, she’s going to whoop your a** before you can say Sonam Kapoor.

Good luck with that.