Melodrama Mommas

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Bigg Boss is turning into a Bigg Circus!

The last I told you was about the heart-wrenching questions that the ‘inmates’ (which is the term we will use while referring to them henceforth) had to ask one another.

After Jade’s abrupt exit, Payal decided a dip in the Bigg Boss pool would help brighten all their spirits. Rahul cheekily agreed but for the sole reason that the girls in bikinis would make the TRP’s shoot up (hey, boys will be boys!).

The next day, miss boobs-for-brains Sambhavana found a crab and named it ‘Goody the crab’ (creativity at its best) and announced that if anyone ever missed Jade they could look at the crab instead! Did the crab & Jade have do much in common??? I think they’d be better of calling a tree Goody the Jhaad! It’s not surprising that she claimed to have heard voices in the house late at night when everyone was asleep – she’s barking mad!

So far, the tasks have been ridiculous and pointless but today’s just took the cake. Remember when you used to attend kiddie parties with return gifts? Well Bigg Boss apparently rips off games from a four-year-old’s birthday party! Everyone had to pair up and dance on a paper without stepping off it. The pairs were: Sambhavana and Zulfi (Why do I get the feeling that something’s brewing between the two?), Alina and Debojit, Monica and Rahul, Payal and Ehsaan (first to lose), Ketki with Ashutosh and Rakhi and Raja (the winners).

Raja was supposed to be judging this monstrosity, but holier-than-Jesus politician Sanjay refused, so of course, being the mafia in the house the rules were changed and he was made the judge.

Anyway, as if that wasn’t bad enough, Sanjay passed a comment about Sambhavana being an item girl and wearing skimpy clothes (Duh! That’s what item girl are there for geni-ass), to which Sambhavana got all upset up and started making comments about Rakhi Sawant and how she’s not like Rakhi who shows off her ‘assets’ and talks about them to get famous (so uncool)!

I just hope the rest of the season yields some REAL entertainment…