Zayed Takes Sallu’s Advice

We all know that Zayed Khan needs all the acting tips he can get. It was Shah Rukh Khan who first gave him some pointers while shooting for Main Hoon Na, and this time around, it’s Salman who’s playing mentor to the young beaver.

The two Khan’s are working together on Subhash Ghai’s next barter with the devil, Yuvraj. Zayed, who’s already behaving like a smitten schoolgirl around Sallu has one more reason to fall in love with him. They’re gym-buddies.

Zayed says that he has found “new ways of expressing himself in front of the camera”; easily one of the most terrifying lines I’ve heard this year. He even sorted his Mission Istaanbul dates in such a way that he could be on the sets of Yuvraj to watch Sallu in action like an awestruck wife. But he’s obviously pretty slow on the uptake. He still can’t understand why Mission Istaanbul bombed at the box office. He claims that if his dad liked it, why shouldn’t everybody else?

Listen up carefully now Zayed, if everything was up to Daddy dearest, you wouldn’t be struggling to make a mark in the industry. And if you have to take any more tips from Sallu and SRK, make sure they’re about how to deal with turning 30 and nothing else! You’ll end up as Bollywood road-kill soon enough if you keep this up…