Five desimad tips to Shamita Shetty… to boost your career!!

It seems the younger Shetty sister is having a much harder time as compared to elder sis Shilpa these days. Whilst the older sibling is soaring to new heights in her career thanks to the international success of ‘Big Brother‘ (which she won last year), and getting to be the host of the Indian version of the show this year, i.e. ‘Bigg Boss‘; the younger one still seems to be wallowing in sadness over the failure of her last film ‘Cash‘. And it seems that following the advice of dear sister Shilpa, she has even resorted to more spiritual ways to give her morale and of course, not so happening career a boost. Oh please! Give us a break! We’re happy that you’re praying to God and all, but you should know better than to follow your more successful sister’s advice… cuz, we’re sure that though she has been kind enough to advise you for the past eight years it really doesn’t seem to have worked! Try some of our desimad suggestions instead…

1. Start by wearing some knickers under your dresses! Yes we still remember the day you pulled off your Indian version of Sharon Stones’s ‘basic instinct’, but honey, you’re just asking for media attention in all the wrong places! Literally

2. Pose for ‘Playboy’ or ‘Debonair‘… or maybe even both!! If suggestion number one is too hard for you to follow, and if you are going to continue to expose, might as well do it for some well known magazine (even if it’s a trashy one) to earn yourself some fame… and money too!

3. Look for meatier roles, instead of just doing the same old ‘Sharara sharara‘ items. We do love to see you shake your @$$ (and other things too), but if someone as ugly as Neha Uberoi can get a lead role… so can you! She may have a big-shot father, but you have a big-shot sister! So make the most of it!

4. Tell Shilpa to produce a reality show and cast you in the lead role. Call it “What it’s like to be Shilpa Shetty’s younger sister’, and expose all the down and dirty sibling rivalry between the two of you on the show! It will surely be yummy for the audience! Well, it can’t be any worse than what we already have!

5. Our last suggestion to you is - if u can’t follow the above then PLEASE just vanish and leave us in peace! One Shetty sister on the face of the earth is more than enough to handle! We really hope you read this as we are sure it will help you. In the end all we can say is… best of luck!! If you do disappear from the face of the earth… we are sure we’ll see you in hell… sorry, heaven!