Bhansali’s Next Sob Story

Don’t look now, but Sanjay Leela Bhansali is planning on making another god-awful Saawariya-style three-way love tragedy. If he ropes in the actors that his shattered heart is set on, we can expect another bad plot meets exotic sets disaster soon. Apparently, Mr. Bhansali has been pestering Hrithik to play the lead for a good four years now. But finally, after much discussion, the Kaho Na Pyaar Hain star has politely declined the offer. His next choice, Ranbir is too swamped at the moment to take up any more roles.

I think we all know why actors are refusing to take part in your ’sit in timeout’ fest of a move. It’s high time we broke it to you. The movies plain suck. They’re sad, weepy and pointless. Why the hell can’t you make something happy for a change? At least drop this stupid love triangle bullshit. Think of something new, throw in some aliens or something. You’ve got to pimp that sappy ride sooner or later. (Showing Ranbir’s ass-crack doesn’t count. God only knows what else you’ll do with some encouragement.)

If there’s any mercy left in your achy-breaky heart, please, pretty please, shelf this movie just like you did with Bajirao Mastana. Save us the trauma of having to review it!