Kats new nick

After all the acting and painting, Salman has finally got his creative juices flowing. He has come up with a nickname for Katrina that does not overwork his evidently lazy facial muscles and can be said 30 times a day without evoking the black-buck-killing angry side of him. On the sets of Subhash Ghai’s Yuvraaj, Salman fondly calls Katrina ‘KK‘.

Now that really ‘original’ nickname (also used by an Indian singer might I add) is way uncooler than Kat. Katrina who has not yet set her foot on the ground after her completely God-given (and of course Akshay Kumar given!) success in the last year or so has been completely bowled over by this ‘mush-ful thinking’ on Salman’s part. She has been asking everyone in the unit to address her as KK.

I was hoping that the two of them had broken up so that I could finally make a play for my dream girl. Of course there’s no way in hell I’d ever reduce a beautiful name like Katrina to KK! I would respect her beauty and call her what she deserves to be addressed as…….. Goddess.

To us and a lot of our kind, KK sounds more like a villian from the 80’s than a really nice looking girl who you happen to get lucky with. Maybe Salman’s history with women makes him see the 80’s villain in them. I might be wrong, but if i am right, teleprompters beware! Very soon you might not be able to use the word ‘K’ in Sallubhai’s scrpits at all.