SRK wakes up!!

You know you’re washed up when you find yourself playing, ‘Who’s going to be the first one on the sets’ with the director. Shah Rukh Khan was seen doing this with director Priyadarshan on the sets of his next blood-pumping, iron-fisted, action explosion, Billoo Barber.

Now, we come to the reason. Priyadarshan happened to mention the fact that actors like Akshay Kumar, Govinda and Salman always get to the sets early; sometimes even beating him to it. And while he went on about how he admires their dedication, Shah Rukh telepathically contacted his minions at Mannat and made suitable arrangements to arrive early on the sets the next day.

And this was the big news. SRK reaches the sets of Billoo Barber two hours early. So what did you get there and do? Prance around, force the extras to let you autograph their chest, sleep in your van and have another one of those delusional visions of being the best around?

How about focusing on that chicken-nugget you call an acting face? Stop trying the go one-up on everybody in these stupid ways and figure out why you can’t pull off anything besides cheesy Yashraj and Johar flicks.